Horrible Things That I Do In My Apartment

I fire off my cap gun while on wild Boylan soda binges. Total depravity.

I set up idols to Dagon in grimy kitchen nooks.

I also have an altar set up for some manner of disgusting bird god.

Worst of all, I don't watch my TV. How will I know what's going on in the world? How will I ever keep up with "Dancing With The Stars"?

And then I create unholy objects out of Play Doh...