I fire off my cap gun while on wild Boylan soda binges. Total depravity.
I set up idols to Dagon in grimy kitchen nooks.
I also have an altar set up for some manner of disgusting bird god.
Worst of all, I don't watch my TV. How will I know what's going on in the world? How will I ever keep up with "Dancing With The Stars"?
And then I create unholy objects out of Play Doh...
